sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

adthenewt:

areyoumarriedriver:

So you all realise him saying please after the GI asked ‘Doctor who?’ was him saying please to River, because he knew she was there.

Please. Say it so I don’t have to.

And there I was thinking his name was fucking “please”

I couldn’t sacrifice one of us for the greater good, because we are the greater good.

freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

breakyourprettywings:

crowley-:

mercuriandream:

wendigos:

DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Yes, this is actually from a real episode.

lets play a game called olympics or gay porn

Do…that…again..