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woundstobind:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

tears are flowing from my eyes

OH. MY. GOD. IT SOUNDS LIKE MOJO JOJO IS SAYING THIS. OMFG.

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4 hours ago
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twentysomethinghussy:

Hahahaha. How the fuck were we ever like, “YES. THIS.”

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4 hours ago
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221cbakerstreet:

magicbunni:

mmysbathotw:

abessinier:

The essence of being athorable

Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary. 

I love these! XD “I’m an uncle!” <— priceless! 

UNCLE

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4 hours ago
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braydaaan:

OMG AWESOME

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4 hours ago
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superwhoavengelockgate:

heysammy:

annarettberg:

This one’s for the fangirls.

Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, and Matt Smith.

oh fuck off now

OMG

5 hours ago
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kaithekiwiloves:

jazziebabycakes:

jonnwith2ns:

Child’s worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine

omg amazing. 

well this is terrifying. but awesome.

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5 hours ago
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rainbowsfireworks:

jeremy-ruiner:

theneverendingdrums:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

what if someone had an actual phobia though

like with people who are arachnaphobic

a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

5 hours ago
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numberonedirectioner:

Giveaway!

I am giving away one signed copy of One Direction’s Up All Night CD.

Reblog once.

Do not like.

Must be following me 

I will be choosing the winner on June 30th. 

Good Luck! xoxo

vanillabutts:

ineedalight:

YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

This.

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6 hours ago
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