springheeledjack:

springheeledjack:

Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.

I think this is my first post to break 100. Clearly many of us have issues.


bespectacledsloth:


all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.


senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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accidentalslut:

I C O N I C


kaithekiwiloves:

malformalady:

Black tomatoes are the so-called super vegetable among the first in the world that contains anthocyanin – an antioxidant that may help in the battle against cancer that kills cancer cells. The Unusual color of tomatoes comes from a pigment that turns tomatoes black when exposed to sunlight.


I want to know what it looks like when it’s cut open.

kaithekiwiloves:

malformalady:

Black tomatoes are the so-called super vegetable among the first in the world that contains anthocyanin – an antioxidant that may help in the battle against cancer that kills cancer cells. The Unusual color of tomatoes comes from a pigment that turns tomatoes black when exposed to sunlight.

I want to know what it looks like when it’s cut open.


bgibbles:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

:D


"I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings."
— note to self  (via bl-ossomed)

ripping-roses:

THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD

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Chris Hemsworth accepts Robert Downey Jr.’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and nominates Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner


bludgeoner:

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hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice

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here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

  • a hand written thank-you letter from me
  • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
  • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
  • Pokemon X
  • Pokemon Y
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
  • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
  • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
  • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
  • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
  • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
  • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
  • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
  • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
  • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
  • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
  • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
  • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
  • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
  • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
  • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
  • any selfie reblogs

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rules

  • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
  • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
  • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
  • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
  • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
  • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
  • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.

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other info

  • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
  • anyone of any gender can enter
  • anyone of any country can enter
  • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
  • shipping is entirely free
  • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
  • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
  • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
  • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
  • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
  • good luck to everyone who enters
  • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
  • hope you guys have a great day
*** THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOT AFFILIATED, SPONSORED, OR ENDORSED BY TUMBLR ***

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